“Could you hold the door for me, cheers mate. I’m just ducking back down to get my jacket, it’s freezing up there. Didn’t realise it in the car, and I thought I’d be right, but that wind is vicious. I think I’m on the second floor. Can you hit the button for us, cheers mate. Looking forward to the Derby? I’m an Eagles man, always have been, but the Dockers are looking good I reckon. Going to be a great weekend, for sure. This is me eh, well, better go grab it. Whoops, there’s the door, could you. Oh. Cheers mate.”